The legendary Chuck Norris pretends to age once again as we claim that he has turned 71 today. I really don’t know what else to say about him, I mean, we all know the facts.
Just for fun, here are some facts to brighten your day:
1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn’t push up. He pushes the earth down.
3. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.
4. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ beard, just another fist
5. Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep…he waits
6. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
7. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
8. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
9. Chuck Norris doesn’t need Twitter…he’s already following you.
10.On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!